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“Trick or treat!!” they exclaimed as I got my candy bowl ready for them.

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“Bite the apple” chuckled the sinister legged-serpent.

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Giant baby wrestles hungry tyrannosaurus.

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"do you always finish first because it's not fair!" she said.

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I hay having sex with my wife due to the fact I’m always the one doing all the work. NSFW

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What’s the best way for you and your friends to discreetly get back at some of your classmates for being homophobic assholes?

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I keep a picture of your mom all wadded up. NSFW

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I have a tough schedule

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The greatest talent to grace the stage, in any age, is undoubtedly William Sha

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Feeling a little nervous while I bend over and another man slowly comes up behind me. He gently places his hands between my legs, gives a small clap and screams “HUT”!

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